David Hasselhoff Quotes

The talent that I was blessed with was really for the theater.

Ninety-nine percent of people now call me The Hoff - and it's out of respect.

I'm a cheesy over-the-top megalomaniac with a deep voice and the most amazing pecs.

If you stand still long enough, you'll get stuck.

If you're not in the game, you can't hit a home run.

I feel like Elvis. Only alive.

I think people respect me because they feel like - I'm kind of like Christmas. I come back every year. You can't get rid of me. I just keep coming back.

There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me.

Beyond its entertainment values, 'Baywatch' has enriched and in many cases helped save lives.

I've got taste, it's inbred in me.

When you realize that life isn't fair, you don't act out, you don't get overly wasted, you don't get self-indulgent. You just move forward.

And sometimes the hardest thing you can do is walk away. But you got to. And, when you do, it changes your life.

The first time I went to Wales I thought I'd landed in a land of hobbits. Everybody was really small and the houses were small and the writing was backwards.

I have a Guinness Book of World Records entry as the most-watched person on television; now I have a new entry as the only man who has a crab named after him.

I find it a bit sad that there is no photo of me hanging on the walls in the Berlin Museum at Checkpoint Charlie.

The problem with me is that nothing embarrasses me.

I'm six foot four, an all-American guy, and handsome and talented as well!

I think that without sushi there would be no David Hasselhoff, because sushi is like the perfect way of describing the insides of David Hasselhoff. He is like a protein, clean and easy. That's how I feel about myself.

I went in and said, "If I see one more gratuitous shot of a woman's body, I'm quitting . . . " I think the show should be emotional story lines, morals, real- life heroes. And that's what we're doing

The problem with me is that nothing embarrasses me. Everything I've done ends up working in my favor. Even when I make mistakes and people exploit my mistakes on television or on the Internet, and they use it to make fun of me, it's just kind of working in my favor at the end. It's really strange.

In a cornball way, I think being a celebrity is about making a difference, too.

I look good, but I probably have the insides of Elvis.

My web site is so fresh. The paint is still wet, but stay tuned, because I have lots of personal things, specifically about what is happening day-to-day, that I will keep updating daily.

My Christmas wish would be to have an entire week off. To spend it with my family and just curl up and watch Christmas movies when it's snowing outside.

I did, I'd say, at least about 80 percent of the rest of the driving, and I had the time of my life.