Top 25 Quotes by Dean Martin of 35 - Page 2

Motivation is a lotta crap.

Motivation, Crap

"Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher.

Thinking, Funny Drinking, Sober

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Brother, you can't go to jail for what you're thinking, or that look in your eye, just standing on the corner watching all the girls go by.

Girl, Brother, Eye

Return to me, for my heart wants you only. Hurry home, hurry home, won't you please hurry home to my heart.

Romantic, Home, Heart

Song: Return To Me, Album: This Is Dean Martin, 1958

I know it's the gentlemanly thing to let the wife file. But, then, everybody knows I'm no gentleman.

Wife, Gentleman, Files

"Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

Johnny Carson is a comedian who is seen every night in millions of bedrooms all over America...and that's why his last wife left him.

Night, America, Wife

"Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

We try to find chemistry; we don't do a lot of situational baseball.

Baseball, Trying, Chemistry

I take the juice of two bottles of whisky.

Two, Bottles, Juice

There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.

Museums, Hollywood, Doe

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Haven't got a girl, but I can wish. So I'll take me down to Main Street and that's where I'll select my imaginary dish.

Girl, Wish, Select

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