Sober Quotes

The government should not be guided by Temporary Excitement, but by Sober Second Thought.

Work is my hobby, staying sober is my job.

Never Forget what someone says to you when they are drunk. Because Drunk words are Sober Thoughts

Come, pensive nun, devout and pure, sober steadfast, and demure, all in a robe of darkest grain, flowing with majestic train.

For gin, in cruel sober truth, supplies the fuel for flaming youth.

The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher.

No laws, however stringent, can make the idle industrious, the thriftless provident, or the drunken sober.

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.

Sober or blotto, this is your motto: keep muddling through.

Be studious in your profession, and you will be learned. Be industrious and frugal, and you will be rich. Be sober and temperate, and you will be healthy. Be in general virtuous, and you will be happy. At least you will, by such conduct, stand the be.

I knew if I got loaded I was going away for a while. People would say, Oh, you're just sober because you're on probation.

The second, sober thought of the people is seldom wrong, and always efficient.

I feel very positive where I never did before, and I think that's all a direct result of getting sober.

At 62, I remain clean and sober and my ponytail remains erect.

Now I am sober and there's only the hangover and the memory of love.

Why should I be sober when God is so clearly dusted out his mind?

No one dances sober, unless he is insane.

The dynamic of a relationship changes when one person gets sober.

To write you must be warm, fed, loved and sober.

An aristocratic culture does not advertise its emotions. In its forms of expression it is sober and reserved. Its general attitude is stoic.

I like the effect drink has on me. What's the point of staying sober?

Getting sober just exploded my life. Now I have a much clearer sense of myself and what I can and can't do. I am more successful than I have ever been. I feel very positive where I never did before, and I think that's all a direct result of getting sober.

Sober up, and you see and hear everything you'd been able to avoid hearing before.

They should be ashamed of themselves, all these sober people!

If you want to drink, have a drink... if you want to drive, then drive... there's nothing worse than having a smash sober.