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The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

Dorothy Parker
Morning, Tongue, Firsts
"Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

As I was saying to the landlord only this morning: 'You can't have everything'.

Dorothy Parker
Morning, Powerful, Powerful Women
Dorothy Parker (2004). “Dorothy Parker in Her Own Words”, Taylor Trade Publishing

Men They hail you as their morning star Because you are the way you are. If you return the sentiment, They'll try to make you different; And once they have you, safe and sound, They want to change you all around. Your moods and ways they put a curse on; They'd make of you another person. They cannot let you go your gait; They influence and educate. They'd alter all that they admired. They make me sick, they make me tired.

Dorothy Parker
Morning, Stars, Tired
Dorothy Parker (1936). “Not So Deep as a Well”, Macmillan Company of Canada

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