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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them.

That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them.

Dorothy Parker
Inspirational, Funny, Hilarious
Quoted in AlexanderWoollcott, While Rome Burns (1934)

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.

Dorothy Parker
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Dorothy Parker (2004). “Dorothy Parker in Her Own Words”, Taylor Trade Publishing

I fell into writing, I suppose, being one of those awful children who wrote verses. I went to a convent in New York-the Blessed Sacrament... I was fired from there, finally, for a lot of things, among them my insistence that the Immaculate Conception was spontaneous combustion.

Dorothy Parker
Hilarious, New York, Children

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