A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around.
There is something in the red of a raspberry pie that looks as good to a man as the red in a sheep looks to a wolf.
Most of us are either too think to enjoy eating, or too fat to enjoy walking.
There must be some good in the cocktail party to account for its immense vogue among otherwise sane people.