There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is to enjoy earning it.
For every quarrel a man and wife have before others, they have a hundred when alone.
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation.
A woman might as well propose: her husband will claim she did.
