Instead of loving your enemies - treat your friends a little better.
The more wealth a man has, the louder his children talk.
The way out of trouble is never as simple as the way in
When you are in trouble, people who call to sympathize are really looking for the particulars.
Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them.
A man forgets his good luck next day, but remembers his bad luck until next year.
Good manners do more for a man that good looks.
Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.
If a man has money, it is usually a sign, too, that he knows how to take care of it; don't imagine his money is easy to get simply because he has plenty of it.
When a man has no reason to trust himself, he trusts in luck.
A thief believes everybody steals.
Every successful person I have heard of has done the best he could with the conditions as he found them, and not waited until next year for better.
Many a man is saved from being a thief by finding everything locked up.
The only thing some people do is get older.
There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money, and that is to enjoy earning it.
Everyone suffers wrongs for which there is no remedy
A theory is no more like a fact than a photograph is like a person.
How good we all are, in theory, to the old; and how in fact we wish them to wander off like old dogs, die without bothering us, and bury themselves.
Abuse a man unjustly, and you will make friends for him.
I try to have no plans the failure of which would greatly annoy me. Half the unhappiness in the world is due to the failure of plans which were never reasonable, and often impossible.
The government is mainly an expensive organization to regulate evildoers, and tax those who behave: government does little for fairly respectable people except annoy them.
The greatest thing in the world is for a man to be able to do something well, and say nothing about it.
A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast.
Most people put off till tomorrow that which they should have done yesterday.
Every man is a reformer until reform tramps on his toes.
