if you'e going to do something, darling, then do it all the way.
I've learned that hurting you feels infinitely worse than being hurt myself.
We "chicks" have munched our popcorn while romantic comedies became just comedies, and then each female protagonist got recast for Mathew McConaughey or Seth Rogan.
You should totally get implants," she said admiringly in the mirror. I shake my head. "I don't yet know what I'm going to do with my life, Diane. But I'm hoping being shaped like a barbell could only be a hindrance.
To all the guys who broke our hearts - we wouldn't appreciate what we have today without you.
Why can't everything be as easy as walking into H&M and putting a week's worth of clothes on a credit card?
... keeping her wild-honey-and-chamomile-soaked hair from falling into her oatmeal-and-yogurt face mask
It must be so hard for guys in relationships - to have just one girlfriend completely devoted to taking care of all your whole-grain needs. I can see how at the first opportunity you'd just have to get out there and - sow.
For every woman who's ever wondered about the path not taken, Fenton and Steinke mine—with tremendous humor and insight—the mixed blessing of unexpected second chances.