Finley Peter Dunne Quotes about Running

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When the American people get through with the English language, it will look as if it had been run over by a musical comedy.

When the American people get through with the English language, it will look as if it had been run over by a musical comedy.

Finley Peter Dunne

Running, People, Musical

Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.

Finley Peter Dunne

Funny, Running, Witty

Th' newspaper does ivrything f'r us. It runs th' polis foorce an' th' banks, commands th' milishy, controls th' ligislachure, baptizes th' young, marries th' foolish, comforts th' afflicted, afflicts th' comfortable, buries th' dead an' roasts thim aftherward.

Finley Peter Dunne

Running, Comfort, Doe

"On Newspaper Publicity" (1902)