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Gertrude Stein Quotes about Funny

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Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop

Gertrude Stein
Inspirational, Funny, Life

It is funny that men who are supposed to be scientific cannot get themselves to realise the basic principle of physics, that action and reaction are equal and opposite, that when you persecute people you always rouse them to be strong and stronger.

Gertrude Stein
Funny, Strong, Men
Gertrude Stein (1945). “Wars I Have Seen”, New York : Random House

Money is always there but the pockets change.

Gertrude Stein
Funny, Money, Pockets
Gertrude Stein (2013). “Wars I Have Seen”, p.31, Random House

Don't write about what you don't know even if you don't know it.

Gertrude Stein
Funny, Writing, Humor

I know what Germans are. They are a funny people. They are always choosing someone to lead them in a direction which they do not want to go.

Gertrude Stein
Funny, People, Want
Gertrude Stein (2013). “Wars I Have Seen”, p.74, Random House

It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son.

Gertrude Stein
Funny, Father, Son
Everybody's Autobiography ch. 2 (1937)

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