H. L. Mencken Quotes about Wife

Christian - One who is willing to serve three Gods, but draws the line at one wife.
"A Mencken Chrestomathy: His Own Selection of His Choicest Writing". Book by H. L. Mencken, 1949.
Suicide is a belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives.
A Little Book in C Major ch. 5 (1916)
When a husband's story is believed, he begins to suspect his wife.
H.L. Mencken (2012). “Mencken Chrestomathy”, p.620, Vintage