Every fool knows you can't touch the stars, but it doesn't stop a wise man from trying.
The biggest challenge in New Orleans has been to find workers who can climb a ladder after lunch.
Neckties satisfy modern man's desire to dress in art.
I am richer than Davy Crockett. I can settle back and do what I want to do. And what I want to do is card tricks and magic.
Old muleskinners told how the mules were waiting at the shaft when they arrived each morning. They wanted relief from the heat, deerflies and mosquitoes just like the men.
I'm not Hollywood. I'm a Quarter Rat. I belong here.
But I'm very thankful that no one is slamming my head against the wall anymore.