I have not the smarts or patience for political office.
I think more airtime should be given to Donald Trump and Orly Taitz. They should run for office together. They should open for Charlie Sheen.
I'd like to talk to Arnold Schwarzenegger, 'cause I live in California and I just want to see that canned, chemical filled body in my office.
I don't really have any women in my life, actually those two - the women in my life are two married women who work at my office.