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Herb Gardner Quotes

A man who is not touched by the earthy lyricism of hot pastrami, the pungent fantasy of corned beef, pickles, frankfurters, the great lusty impertinence of good mustard is a man of stone and without heart.

Herb Gardner (2000). “Herb Gardner: the collected plays and the screenplay Who is Harry Kellerman and why is he saying those terrible things about me?”, Applause Books

You treat God like you treat any dangerous looney — keep him calm and stay on his good side.

"Herb Gardner: the collected plays and the screenplay Who is Harry Kellerman and why is he saying those terrible things about me?".