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James Finn Garner Quotes

Alas, if worth be based on beauty, Snow White has surpassed you, cutie.

Alas, if worth be based on beauty, Snow White has surpassed you, cutie.

James Finn Garner (2011). “Politically Correct Bedtime Stories”, p.30, Souvenir Press

He burst into the house and ate Grandma, an entirely valid course of action for a carnivore such as himself.

James Finn Garner (2011). “Politically Correct Bedtime Stories”, p.6, Souvenir Press

The Emperor is merely endorsing a clothing-optional lifestyle!

James Finn Garner (2011). “Politically Correct Bedtime Stories”, p.9, Souvenir Press