Grandma Quotes

You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.

A mother becomes a true grandmother the day she stops noticing the terrible things her children do because she is so enchanted with the wonderful things her grandchildren do.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

I have to tell you that June Cleaver had a job in 'The New Leave It to Beaver.' She did. Sure, she was a council woman. She went to work. She wasn't a sit-at-home grandma. She went out, got a job.

All the atoms of our bodies will be blown into space in the disintegration of the solar system, to live on forever as mass or energy. That's what we should be teaching our children, not fairy tales about angels and seeing grandma in Heaven.

Some kids in Italy call me 'Mama Jazz; I thought that was so cute. As long as they don't call me 'Grandma Jazz.'

Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild.

Leveling off at 42,000 feet, I had thirty percent of my fuel, so I turned on rocket chamber three and immediately reached .96 Mach. I noticed that the faster I got, the smoother the ride. Suddenly the Mach needle began to fluctuate. It went up to .965 Mach - then tipped right off the scale ... We were flying supersonic. And it was a smooth as a baby's bottom; Grandma could be sitting up there sipping lemonade.

Grandchildren are the dots that connect the lines from generation to generation.

This is a place where grandmothers hold babies on their laps under the stars and whisper in their ears that the lights in the sky are holes in the floor of heaven.

Everyone needs to have access both to grandparents and grandchildren in order to be a full human being.

May your dreams be sweet and your nightmares be spooky-monster-scary and not grandma-died-scary.

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

We need to go back to the way it was 30 years ago, when everybody had Grandma and Grandpa, and we were willing to pass moral judgments about right and wrong.

Our life before moving to Washington was filled with simple joys...Saturdays at soccer games, Sundays at grandma's house...and a date night for Barack and me was either dinner or a movie, because as an exhausted mom, I couldn't stay awake for both.

I'm such a grandma. I don't tweet; I don't have a Facebook page.

My grandma always said that God made libraries so that people didn't have any excuse to be stupid.

Now that I've reached the age where I need my children more than they need me, I really understand how grand it is to be a grandmother.

A little Jewish Grandma is at the Florida coast with her little Jewish Grandson. The grandson is playing on the beach when a big wave comes and washes the kid out to sea. The lifeguards swim out, bring him back to shore, the paramedics work on him for a long time, pumping the water out, reviving him. They turn to the Jewish Grandma, and say, we saved your grandson. The little Jewish Grandma says, He had a hat!

My grandma used to make syrup for us because we couldn't afford it and I just played around with her recipe. I made strawberry syrup and that didn't really work out but I made strawberry-vanilla and that sold. Then I just went out and took marketing classes, went to seminars, learned about marketing a product and striking deals. It ended up taking orders of $1.5 million.

Grandma's on the front porch with a Bible in her hand, sometimes I hear her singing take me to the promised land.

My granddad used to say, If everybody liked the same thing, they'd all be after your grandma.

If I had known how wonderful it would be to have grandchildren, I'd have had them first.

As I learned from growing up, you don't mess with your grandmother.