A cookie has no soul, it's just a cookie. But before it was milk and eggs. And in eggs there's the potential for life.
According to statistics, one person out of five is disturbed. If there are four people around you who seem normal, that's not good.
I love challenges. If you don't have any and can do whatever you want, then it's probably time to die.
I am fascinated by air. If you remove the air from the sky, all the birds would fall to the ground. And all the planes, too.
I'm fast, why? Because I eat vegetables.
Air is beautiful, yet you cannot see it. It's soft, yet you cannot touch it. Air is a little like my brain.
If you phone a psychic and she doesn't answer the phone before it rings, hang up.
God gave me a great body and it's my duty to take care of my physical temple.
I've had my ups and downs. My fair share of bumpy roads and heavy winds. That's what made me what I am today.
A man may have the best of wealth, cars and fame. But there is nothing more precious in life that he will get than a woman's heart.
A pair of legs engineered to defy the laws of physics and a mindset to master the most epic of splits.
My wife is not my best sexual partner, but she's good with the housework.
If you work with a jackhammer during an earthquake, stop, otherwise you are working for nothing.
You have to believe what you say, and if you believe what you are saying, then acting is easy.
Obviously I've taken drugs.
My last fight was more than 20 years ago. I'm not a fighter, I'm a lover. If somebody's going to speak bad about me, I will walk away. But if a guy like Steven Seagal slaps me once, I will slap him twice as hard. Life is full of violence.
I don't want to be buried in the ground, rotting, with all those worms. What I would love is to have my body dropped where you have those big icebergs and the water is so cold and pure, to be eaten by a polar bear or a seal or an otter.
You know, I looked at my face in the mirror this morning, and I like being old. My face has more content and when I train in the gym now, I am not training to be strong or handsome - just better than I was yesterday. These days the race is just against myself.
I now truly believe it is impossible for me to make a bad movie.
I came back to my original wife. I came back to her after I made a few boo-boos in my life. Coming back to her was good for me, good for her and good for the children.
I am the Fred Astaire of karate.
All I wanted to do was to become famous, but then I found out that it was nothing special.
Showing myself nude from behind doesn't pose any problems, but from the front that's another story. I don't want to lose all my fans!
When I walk across my living room from my chimney to my window, it takes me 10 seconds, but for a bird it takes one second, and for oxygen zero seconds!
I love karate, it's like a bible to me. But deep inside I'm so I mean, I'm so sensitive.
