Cookies Quotes

If you lose count of how many cookies you ate, the calorie intake ceases to exist. True story.

I love raw cookie dough, right out of the tube. The other thing I eat is marshmallow fluff.

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them.

In the cookie of life, friends are the chocolate chips.

My weak spot is laziness. Oh, I have a lot of weak spots: cookies, croissants.

Baking cookies is comforting, and cookies are the sweetest little bit of comfort food. They are very bite-sized and personal.

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie.

I love chocolate chip cookies - really anything with chocolate will do!

If bitterness wants to get into the act, I offer it a cookie or a gumdrop.

All the things I used to like - cookies, ice cream, gumbo - I don't like anymore.

A cookie has no soul, it's just a cookie. But before it was milk and eggs. And in eggs there's the potential for life.

Classic Christmas cookies are really time-consuming. Instead, make a bar you can bake in a pan and just cut up, like a brownie or a blondie or a shortbread, which still has that Christmas vibe.

You can be miserable before you have a cookie and you can be miserable after you eat a cookie but you can't be miserable while you are eating a cookie.

People ask me how I stay thin, and I'm like, 'When you go to the grocery store, buy more bananas than cookies.'

I'm beginning to think cookies is a code word for something else." "Maybe it is." He tugged on my bag again as he took a confident step back, forcing me down another step. "And just think about it. If cookie was a code word, whatever it symbolizes, it's been in your mouth, sweetheart.

I can't convince you to put the drink down if you're an alcoholic, you have to want to do that. I can't convince you to stop eating the cookies when you're a diabetic. You have to do that. And that takes responsibility.

A balanced diet is a cookie in both hands.

Ads are baked into content like chocolate chips into a cookie. Except, it’s actually more like raisins into a cookie - because nobody f-‍-‍-ing wants them there.

Peace means no one is worried about anyone else's cookie...in this moment we are all quietly content with the cookies we have.

Valentine's Day is a sham created by card companies to reinforce gender stereotypes. [..] I'll buy some cookies, but NOT for Valentine's Day. These cookies celebrate the February 14th birthday of Anna Howard Shaw, famed American suffragette.

What about desserts?" I asked. "If the world comes to an end, I'm going to want cookies." "We're all going to want cookies if the world comes to an end," Mrs. Nesbitt agreed. "And chips and pretzels. If the world is coming to an end, why should I care about my blood pressure?" "Okay, we'll die fat," Mom said.

I have a bad sweet tooth. I'm pretty good when I have to eat well for work, but otherwise, I could eat a whole roll of raw cookie dough.

What about desserts?" I asked. "If the world comes to an end, I'm going to want cookies.

Every cookie is a sugar cookie. A cookie without sugar is a cracker.