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Jeff Lindsay Quotes

Nothing in life is fair. Fair is a dirty word and I'll thank you not to use that language around me.

Jeff Lindsay (2008). “Dexter in the Dark”, p.22, Vintage Crime/Black Lizard

I don't do my job to catch the bad guys. Why would I want to do that? No, I do my job to make order out of chaos.

Jeff Lindsay (2005). “Darkly Dreaming Dexter”, p.46, Vintage Crime/Black Lizard

I did not like this feeling of having feelings.

Jeff Lindsay (2005). “Darkly Dreaming Dexter”, p.149, Vintage Crime/Black Lizard

It was almost enough to make me feel emotion.

Jeff Lindsay (2005). “Darkly Dreaming Dexter”, p.159, Vintage Crime/Black Lizard

Really now: If you can't get me my newspaper on time, how can you expect me to refrain from killing people?

Jeff Lindsay (2005). “Darkly Dreaming Dexter”, p.131, Vintage Crime/Black Lizard

It was such an unexpected and genuine smile that if I only had a soul I'm sure I would have felt quite guilty.

Jeff Lindsay (2005). “Darkly Dreaming Dexter”, p.143, Vintage Crime/Black Lizard

Life's only obligation, afterall, was to be interesting.

Jeff Lindsay (2005). “Darkly Dreaming Dexter”, p.138, Vintage Crime/Black Lizard

I often find myself in situations where it seems to me like everyone else has read the instruction book

Jeff Lindsay (2005). “Dearly Devoted Dexter”, p.69, Vintage Crime/Black Lizard

She really did like me, the idiot.

Jeff Lindsay (2005). “Darkly Dreaming Dexter”, p.26, Vintage Crime/Black Lizard

...being torn apart by far too many loyalties that could not possibly live together in the same brain.

Jeff Lindsay (2005). “Darkly Dreaming Dexter”, p.181, Vintage Crime/Black Lizard

Money to me had always been merely something the sheep used to show each other how wonderful they were.

Jeff Lindsay (2010). “Dexter Is Delicious: Dexter Morgan (5)”, p.170, Vintage Crime/Black Lizard