And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.
Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?
He slides into second with a stand-up double.
There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.
I've never seen a game like this. Every game this year has been like this.
Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.
Ron Guidry is not very big, maybe 140 pounds, but he has an arm like a lion.
A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.
When Guante started, they thought he'd be like popcorn, one of the most popular things around.
The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a minute. It's ball one. Low and outside.
Rich Folkers is throwing 'em up in the bullpen.
Sunday is Senior Citizens' Day. And if you want to become a senior citizen, just call the Padre ticket office.
We started with 53,000 people. Half are gone, but surprisingly, most are still here!
There's two heads to every coin.
Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.
Boros is not with the team today because he's attending his daughter's funeral. Oh, wait, it's her wedding.
Enos Cabell started out here with the Astros, and before that he was with the Orioles.
What a great hitch to pit!
That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it.
The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
I challenge anyone, even with a radar machine, to hit that slider.
If Rose's streak was still intact, with that single to left, the fans would be throwing babies out of the upper deck.
The way he's swinging the bat, he won't get a hit until the 20th century.
DeShaies is like a clock out there. Every other pitch goes one way or the other.
When you lose your hands, you can't play baseball.
