Renko has just about had it. Pretty soon somebody will come out of the dugout with a fork and get him.
George Hendrick simply lost that sun-blown pop-up.
You walk into the locker room, and you see players with their ripping muscles and stomachs you could wash your clothes in.
Gene Richards swings, the ball bounces foul and hits him in the head. No harm done.
Montefusco bare-hands it and throws him out. That grounder will make you a traveling salesman in a hurry!
Rick Miller hit only one home run last year, and that's like hitting none.
With one out in the first, Dave Roberts looks a lot better than the last time he pitched against the Padres!
Zane Smith is a guy who can shut you out as well as look at you.
Parker's grand slam is the same as going 4 for 4, even though he went 1 for 4.
I don't know about Willie Davis. He's not as young as he used to be.
Templeton is as hot as you can be and still walk!
Billy Almon has all of his in-laws and outlaws here this afternoon.
On the mound is Randy Jones, the left-hander with the Karl Marx hairdo.
Over the course of a season, a miscue will cost you more than a good play.
The game in St. Louis has been halted in the fourth inning because of rain. I'll bet they have the jacuzzis going there.
He can be lethal death.
Whenever you get an inflamed tendon, you've got a problem. OK, here's the next pitch to Gene Tendon.
That big guy, Winfield, at 6'6", can do things only a small man can do.