Helen Hart is the only person I know with an autographed copy of the Bible.
You never really know a woman till you meet her in court.
Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.
The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink.
This man can make a horror movie without makeup.
Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.
You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.
As they say, anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation.
Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed.
When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock
ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.
OSHA had come in and looked at the channel 5 studios and it sort of had something to do with wrestling, but they found that there were some safety concerns that had to be addressed.
Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.
Judging from what looks like the popularity of this classic wrestling show is that the people like what they have grown to know and love here in Memphis
I don't think that McMahon thinks very much about the fact that J.R and I have been successful. I don't think that McMahon thinks the wrestling announcers really have that much to contribute the show.
Jake [Roberts] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That's when because stiffin' a different joint every night.
