Jerry Springer Quotes

You're a transsexual fighting with a hermaphrodite over a mistress.

Take care of yourselves, and each other.

Love is great for us, but we don't always love who is great for us.

All of us, whether or not we're celebrities, every one ought to spend part of their life making someone else's life better.

If you can't be committed to another person, at least be committed to the concept of character and don't cheat.

You fight to defend a lover, not to win one. If you do, it isn't love.

We are all born as empty vessels which can be shaped by moral values.

Look after yourself and each other.

The bias against the show is purely elitist. We're all like the people on the show - the difference is that some of us speak better, or were born richer. There's nothing that happens on my show that rich people don't experience.

I play a crazy talk-show host, but that's not me. It's like an actor playing a role.

We can't just have mainstream behavior on television in a free society, we have to make sure we see the whole panorama of human behavior.

Somebody once said I had a face for radio and a voice for newspapers.

Somewhere in the land, a monster lurked.

The Statue of Liberty means everything. We take it for granted today. We take it for granted. Remember the Statue of Liberty stands for what America is. We as Democrats have to remind ourselves and remind the country the great principles we stand for. This is a place of protection. This is not a country of bullies. We are not an empire. We are the light. We are the Statue of Liberty.

It's hard thinking about Iraq at night when I'm dancing with transvestites in the afternoon.

I like the idea that there's no censorship, because it's consistent with my views that we live in a free society and people ought to be able to express their views.

I'm in shape, but only if you consider a circle a shape.

The overarching issue, as I see it, is the elitism of America's political system; the fact that regular, ordinary Americans aren't considered in policy debates or legislation, and regularly get shafted by the powers-that-be in Washington.

I'm a happy guy, but if I'm in a rare dark mood, I won't go out because I don't want to be horrible to people.

I treat politics kind of like my religion. It’s something I believe in, but I don’t want to have to make a living at it, because if you make a living at it, you somehow become dishonest.

My campaign is based upon the proposition that the answers to the problems which currently plague our cities, our towns, and our homes, are not to be found in the decisions in Washington. They are instead to be found in the hearts, minds and resources of our own people here at home.

Country comes before politics.

I'm not conflicted. Because I know. There's me, and there's the show.

I knew early on that I would do politics, but I would never make a living at it. I would do something else.

It really was a hell of a motorcycle, ..It was arguably the first American motorcycle company, beating Harley by a year or so. Indian was the standard by which everything was gauged.