Joe Biden Quotes - Page 2

My position is that I am personally opposed to abortion, but I don't think I have a right to impose my view on the rest of society. I've thought a lot about it, and my position probably doesn't please anyone. I think the government should stay out completely. I will not vote to overturn the Court's decision. I will not vote to curtail a woman's right to choose abortion. But I will also not vote to use federal funds to fund abortion.

Al Gore invented the Internet.

How I learned to love the New World Order.

Well, you know, my shotgun will do better for you than your AR-15, because you want to keep someone away from your house, just fire the shotgun through the door.

His mom lived in Long Island for ten years or so. God rest her soul. And, although, she's... wait... your mom's still... your mom's still alive. Your dad passed. God bless her soul.

I was kind of secretly hoping one of my kids would go out and make a million bucks. So when they put me in a home, at least I'll have a window with a view.

The number one job facing the middle class. And it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: Jobs. J-O-B-S.

I once said, "You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent." When Bobby Jindal entered the Republican campaign, my comment should have been covered again, more prominently. I mean, Jindal is not Native American, he's a real Indian.

If I hear one more Republican tell me about balancing the budget, I am going to strangle them.

There's never been A day in the last four years I've been proud to be his Vice President. Not a single day.

I agree with Donna Brazile who said about Benghazi: "We got to preven dis from hapinin agen. "

Guess what, the cheerleaders in college are the best athletes in college. You think, I'm joking, they're almost all gymnasts, the stuff they do on hard wood, it blows my mind.

I am a Zionist. You don't have to be a Jew to be a Zionist.

Folks, I can tell you I've known eight presidents, three of them intimately.

Banning guns is an idea whose time has come.

I exaggerate when I’m angry, but I’ve never gone around telling people things that aren’t true about me.

The more people learn about them (Obama and Hillary) and how they handle the pressure, the more their support will evaporate.

In Delaware, the largest growth in population is Indian-Americans moving from India. You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I'm not joking.

Don't tell me what you value. Show me your budget and I'll tell you what you value.

Almost every great innovation was [created] by government.

In presidential campaign I released a 65-page file from the Syracuse University College of Law that showed poor grades, back in college, also. If I were plagiarizing consistently, my grades would have been better.

What I was saying is that Israel cannot count on the United States.

The reason I'm a Democrat is because the essence of the Democratic Party is an abhorrence for the abuse of power on the one hand, and the notion that everyone's entitled to be treated with dignity. That message never got through.

I believe the American people have a genuine and justifiable fear of government intrusion in what they instinctively know is going to be an ever more intrusive world.

I do not believe that we have a right to tell other people, women, that they can't control their bodies.