Joe Biden Quotes

You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.

No Ordinary American Cares About Their Constitutional Rights

The next person that tells me I'm not religious, I'm going to shove my rosary beads up their ass.

I worked at an all-black swimming pool in the east side of Wilmington, I was involved in what the Negroes, I mean, blacks were thinking, what they were feeling.

I never had an interest in being a mayor ’cause that’s a real job. You have to produce. That’s why I was able to be a senator for 36 years.

Thus, in setting an American agenda for a New World Order, we must begin with a profound alteration in traditional thought.

When you're appealing to people's fears and anxieties, you can make some gains.

I think the only reason Clarence Thomas is on the court is because he is black

Every single morning since I've been 27 years old, I've got up and someone's handed me a card like the one I have in my pocket with the schedule on it, of all the things I'm gonna do. I don't know what to do if I didn't have that card.

I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man.

You know you're a success when you look at your kids and realize they turned out better than you.

It's easy being vice president - you don't have to do anything.

Make sure of two things. Be careful - microphones are always hot, and understand that in Washington, D.C., a gaffe is when you tell the truth. So, be careful.

I did not grope the wife of Defense Secretary Ashton Carter or the daughter of Sen. Christopher Coons. I don't put drugs in drinks or give drinks to underage females. And all those photos about me inappropriately touching girls, they are blown-up.

I may be Irish, but I'm not stupid.

Obama and Biden want to raise taxes by a trillion dollars. Guess what? Yes we do.

I get a lot of credit I don't deserve.

All you need is a double barrel

For too long in this society, we have celebrated unrestrained individualism over common community.

Failure at some point in your life is inevitable, but giving up is unforgivable.

Hilary Clinton might have been a better pick than me.

I have never touched Hillary [Clinton] inappropriately.

My great grandfather, Raj, was from Punjab, India. My grandmother graduated Rajasthan University.

My recollection is - and I'd have to confirm this - but I don't recall paying any money to go to law school.

President Clinton bankrupted Chrysler so that Italians could buy it to ship jobs overseas to China.