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If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

John Cleese
Funny, Animal, Meat
"W.T.F.?". Book by H. M. Leathem, 2006.

A satisfied customer. We should have him stuffed.

John Cleese
Funny, Sarcastic, Should Have
John Cleese, Connie Booth (2001). “The Complete Fawlty Towers”, p.164, Da Capo Press

Oh, I could spend my life having this conversation - look - please try to understand before one of us dies

John Cleese
Funny, Sarcastic, Trying

You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.

John Cleese
Funny, Life, Sarcastic
"Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

Manuel will show you to your rooms - if you're lucky.

John Cleese
Funny, Sarcastic, Lucky
John Cleese, Connie Booth (2001). “The Complete Fawlty Towers”

The English contribution to world cuisine: the chip.

John Cleese
Funny, Sarcastic, World
"Fictional character: Otto". "A Fish Called Wanda", 1988.

When we hold a World Championship for a particular sport, we invite teams from other countries to play as well.

John Cleese
Funny, Sports, Sarcastic

years ago we would have been burned for this. Now what I am suggesting is that we've advanced.

John Cleese
Funny, Sarcastic, Years

Yes it's her husband. She hasn't got over it. Died thirty years ago.

John Cleese
Funny, Husband, Years
John Cleese, Connie Booth (2001). “The Complete Fawlty Towers”

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