As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.
When others kid me about being bald, I simply tell them that the way I figure it, the good Lord only gave men so many hormones, and if others want to waste theirs on growing hair, that's up to them.
Too many people, when they get old, think that they have to live by the calendar.
