They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting.
Books so special and rare and yours that advertising your affection feels like a betrayal.
High school is neither a democracy nor a dictatorship - nor, contrary to popular belief, an anarchic state. High school is a divine-right monarchy. And when the queen goes on vacation, things change.
In general, watching children's television is a dark and surreal descent into madness where the characters on the screen talk directly to you.
