Hipster Quotes

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Speak softly, but carry a big can of paint.

I see no greatness in my self...I'm a simple-minded, child-like, insipid sort of moronic and kind of akward feeling adolescent.

I don't know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it's fun to watch either one of them get beat up.

But I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin.

We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.

A guilty conscience needs to confess. A work of art is a confession.

All those paper people living in their paper houses, burning the future to stay warm.

Sometimes you lose a battle. But mischief always wins the war

Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you've got about a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies - "God damn it, you've got to be kind."

The town was paper, but the memories were not.

The visionary is the only realist.

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

Rather be dead than cool.

I don't do drugs. I am drugs.

Civilization begins with distillation

All men's miseries derive from not being able to sit in a quiet room alone.

I myself identify as a recovering Blockhead. You'd be surprised how many twenty- and thirty-something hipster chicks have the NKOTB skeleton in their closet, albeit artfully concealed by stacks of Ksubi skinny jeans and ironic Judas Priest T-shirts.

What you must understand about me is that I’m a deeply unhappy person.

As long as we don't die, this is gonna be one hell of a story.

Sometimes skulls are thick. Sometimes hearts are vacant. Sometimes words don't work.

We have a strategic plan. It's called 'doing things'.

He was one of the numerous and varied legion of dullards, of half-animated abortions, conceited, half-educated coxcombs, who attach themselves to the idea most in fashion only to vulgarize it and who caricature every cause they serve, however sincerely.

I want a guy who is masculine, good with his hands, and able to build stuff and who has survival skills. Facial hair is a big turn-on... I like a stronger, more physically imposing man - like a lumberjack.

I ain’t no hipster, but girl I can make your hips stir.