Everyone gets hurt, but I've probably had the most injuries.
I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life.
What calmed me down finally was when my girlfriend got pregnant.
I do get obsessed with constantly thinking of ideas, all day long, but that's just how it is.
I just try to think of all the things that could go wrong so in that split second when it happens, maybe your body reacts in a way where it protects you just a little.
I love the tabloids except for when I'm in 'em. Especially with the stuff they wrote about Jessica and I - it's obviously not true.
People go to car races to watch the crashes.
What an honor that Stephen Prouty got nominated for best makeup and hairstyling for Jackass Presents Bad Grandpa. Am I as stunned as everyone else we didn’t get the nod for best picture? Well of course, duh, but I won’t let that take away from my happiness for Steve, Tony Gardner, and our whole makeup team. Wahoo!
People try to challenge me in bars every now and then. As long as they're not physical I just walk away, but if they get physical then I just end up in a fight.
I'm the fun dad, I am also the disciplinarian.
It's unfortunate when kids get hurt, but I wish parents would monitor what their kids are doing and watching. It's common sense, really.
I want to do dramas. I want to do comedies.
But I can still lick the spoon!
I feel like my eyes have gonorrhea.
I have a whole slew of doctors. I can count eight in my phone right now - eight different doctors, all for different parts of my body. I have specialists.
I love Louisiana. It's amazing.
I'm not looking to lose anything. I'm looking to continue making movies.
