Pregnant Quotes

People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death.

Being pregnant was the healthiest I've ever been in my life. Except for the cupcakes.

Force is the midwife of every old society pregnant with a new one.

Everything psychic is pregnant with the future.

I've always been really good with my heels. Even pregnant, I could perform in heels.

I think the best thing about being pregnant would definitely have to be seeing just my belly grow and seeing, like, wow, there is, you know, something inside of me.

I'm never as happy as when I'm pregnant. I literally would have 10 babies if I could!

All right, then nobody can complain if we ask pregnant women to make parachute jumps.

I'm pregnant with triplets now and I feel really good.

We are pregnant with freedom.

The mother of the imbecile is always pregnant.

You came into this world pregnant with unlimited potential.

The Universe is either expressing a miracle or is pregnant with the next one.

I could not understand why Meryl Streep, for example, is allowed to work while pregnant and I'm not.

Being slightly paranoid is like being slightly pregnant - it tends to get worse.

There's a saying in Africa: To find out you are pregnant is to have one foot in the grave.

I fooled around with Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams got pregnant.

The universe is pregnant with signs that recall the presence of the Creator.

You can't be a little bit saintly any more than you can be a little bit pregnant.

The only thing I never have unless I'm pregnant is heartburn.

Maybe your pregnant. Oops, hold on, you're not pregnant, on account of you're not gettin any.

I am not a pregnant working mother wronged.

I love being pregnant!

You act like getting pregnant is a disease you can catch from public toilets.

Being pregnant is supposed to be the happiest time in your life.