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Jonathan Swift Quotes - Page 15

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From not the gravest of Divines, Accept for once some serious Lines.

From not the gravest of Divines, Accept for once some serious Lines.

Poetry, Lines, Serious

Jonathan Swift, John Hawkesworth (1754). “The Works of Jonathan Swift: Accurately Revised in Twelve Volumes, Adorned with Copper-plates. With Some Account of the Author's Life and Notes, Historical and Explanatory”, p.142

Under this window in stormy weather I marry this man and woman together; Let none but Him who rules the thunder Put this man and woman asunder.

Men, Weather, Together

Lord, Madame, I have fed like a farmer; I shall grow as fat as a porpoise.

Eating, Lord, Porpoises

Jonathan Swift (1741). “The Works of Jonathan Swift ...: Containing, I. His Miscellanies in prose. II. His poetical writings. III. The travels of Capt. Lemuel Gulliver. IV. Papers relating to Ireland, and The Drapier's letters. V. The conduct of the allies, and The examiners. VI. The publick spirit of the Whiggs, &c. with Polite conversation. VII. Letters to and from Dr. Swift. VIII. Directions to servants, sermons, poems, &c”, p.326

In like manner, the disbelief of a Divine Providence renders a man uncapable of holding any public station; for, since kings avow themselves to be the deputies of Providence.

Kings, Men, Voting

Jonathan Swift, Jesse Gale, Cynthia Brantley Johnson (2005). “Gulliver's Travels and A Modest Proposal”, p.63, Simon and Schuster

I with borrow'd silver shine, What you see is none of mine. First I show you but a quarter, Like the bow that guards the Tartar: Then the half, and then the whole, Ever dancing round the pole.

Moon, Dancing, Shining

Jonathan Swift (1841). “The Works. Containing Interesting and Valuable Papers, Not Hitherto Published. With Memoir of the Author, by Thomas Roscoe. -London, Washbourne 1841”, p.742

For in that universal call, Few bankers will to heaven be mounters; They'll cry, "Ye shops, upon us fall! Conceal and cover us, ye counters! When other hands the scales shall hold, And they, in men's and angels' sight Produced with all their bills and gold, 'Weigh'd in the balance and found light!'

Fall, Angel, Men

Jonathan Swift, Sir Walter Scott (1883). “Historical tracts. Political poetry. Poems chiefly relating to Irish politics”

It may pass for a maxim in State, that the administration cannot be placed in too few hands, nor the legislature in too many.

Government, Hands, Administration

Jonathan Swift (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of Jonathan Swift (Illustrated)”, p.1109, Delphi Classics

When a man is made a spiritual peer he loses his surname; when a temporal, his Christian name.

Christian, Spiritual, Men

Jonathan Swift (1823). “The Select Works of Jonathan Swift: Containing the Whole of His Poetical Works, the Tale of a Tab, Battle of the Books, Gulliver's Travels, Directions to Servants, Art of Punning, Etc”, p.300

All Pretences of foretelling by Astrology, are Deceits; for this manifest Reason, because the Wise and Learned, who can only judge whether there be any Truth in this Science, do all unanimously agree to laugh at and despise it; and none but the poor ignorant Vulgar give it any Credit.

Wise, Science, Astrology

Jonathan Swift, John Hawkesworth (1766). “The Works of Dr. Jonathan Swift: Accurately Revised in Twelve Volumes, Adorned with Copper-plates, with Some Account of the Author's Life, and Notes Historical and Explanatory”, p.194

Punning is a talent which no man affects to despise but he that is without it.

Men, Talent, Despise

The most ignorant person, at a reasonable charge, and with a little bodily labour, might write books in philosophy, poetry, politics, laws, mathematics, and theology, without the least assistance from genius or study.

Philosophy, Book, Writing

Jonathan Swift (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of Jonathan Swift (Illustrated)”, p.583, Delphi Classics

Books, like men their authors, have no more than one wayofcoming intothe world, but there areten thousand to go out of it, and return no more.

Book, Men, World

By the laws of God, of nature, of nations, and of your country you are and ought to be as free a people as your brethren in England.

Country, Freedom, Law

Jonathan Swift, Sir Walter Scott (1824). “Memoirs of Jonathan Swift, D.D”, p.295

We have an intuitive sense of our duty.

Duty, Intuitive

He that calls a man ungrateful sums up all the veil that a man can be guilty of.

Men, Ungrateful, Veils

In all I wish, how happy should I be, Thou grand Deluder, were it not for thee? So weak thou art that fools thy power despise; And yet so strong, thou triumph'st o'er the wise.

Life, Wise, Art

Jonathan Swift (1841). “The works of Jonathan Swift, containing papers not hitherto publ. With memoir of the author by T. Roscoe”, p.682

Your onions should be thoroughly boiled.

Onions, Should

Just get the right syllable in the proper place.

Syllables

A fig for your bill of fare; show me your bill of company.

Bills, Figs, Show Me

This is every cook's opinion - no savory dish without an onion, but lest your kissing should be spoiled your onions must be fully boiled.

Food, Kissing, Cooking

Jonathan Swift, “Market Women’s Cries”

Triumphant Tories, and desponding Whigs, Forget their feuds, and join to save their wigs.

Rain, Wigs, Feuds

Jonathan Swift, John Hawkesworth (1754). “The Works of Jonathan Swift: Accurately Revised in Twelve Volumes, Adorned with Copper-plates. With Some Account of the Author's Life and Notes, Historical and Explanatory”, p.45

Bread is the staff of life.

Food, Bread, Eating

"Hoyt's New Cyclopedia Of Practical Quotations" by Jehiel Keeler Hoyt, p. 210-15, Tale of a Tub, 1922.

Venus, a beautiful, good-natured lady, was the goddess of love; Juno, a terrible shrew, the goddess of marriage: and they were always mortal enemies.

Beautiful, Enemy, Shrews

Jonathan Swift, Sir Walter Scott (1824). “Miscellaneous essays”, p.234

Pedantry is properly the over-rating of any kind of knowledge we pretend to.

Kind, Rating, Pedantry

Jonathan Swift (1857). “The works of Dean Swift: comprising A tale of a tub, The battle of the books, with thoughts and essays on various subjects, together with The Dean's advice to a young lady on her marriage”, p.268

There never appear more than five or six men of genius in an age, but if they were united the world could not stand before them.

Men, Age, Six

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