Bills Quotes

Some things are best left a blur. Births and Visa Bills.

But we have to pass the bill so you can find out what is in it, away from the fog of the controversy.

Pass the bill to find out what's in it

I had my electricity turned off three times because I never had time to pay my bills. It was a joke. I'm making a ton of money, and I'm walking around my apartment with flashlights.

Applause is a receipt, not a bill.

The Bill of Life was signed, the Unwind Accord went into effect, and the war was over. Everyone was so happy to end the war, no one cared about the consequences

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.

Do you know you couldn't get a date with a $20 bill taped to your forehead?

The only bipartisanship you ever see is when they finally sign a bill and everybody says, 'Gee, isn't that wonderful?'

There will be statues of Bill Gates across the Third World. There's a reasonable shot that - because of his money - we will cure malaria.

Dreading that climax of all human ills the inflammation of his weekly bills.

Night life is when everybody says what the hell and you do not remember who paid the bill.

Ten of those Republican incumbents, all of whom voted for the impeachment of President Clinton, are from states that Bill Clinton carried.

Bill Clinton was a liberal who could appeal to conservative-leaning Bubba voters.

Drag a $100 bill through a trailer camp and there's no telling what you will find.

The Space Shuttle is the most effective device known to man for destroying dollar bills.

No one ever expects a great lay to pay all the bills.

It is doubtful that congress would pass the Bill of Rights if it were introduced today.

What birds can have their bills more peculiarly formed than the ibis, the spoonbill, and the heron?

Pyramiding instructions appear on dollar bills. Add smaller and smaller amounts on the way up. Keep your eye open at the top.

When I look at Bill, I know right away how he thinks. I can feel if he's having problems, even if I'm not with him.

I opposed the Medicare prescription drug entitlement. I opposed the Wall Street bailout. I opposed the stimulus bill.

I return my tax bill without paying it. My reason for doing so is that women suffer taxation yet have not representation.

What though I cannot meet my bills? What though I suffer toothache's ills? What though I swallow countless pills?

As far as the path of [Bill] Goldberg and all his ultimate success, I don't think any of that was planned. It was all organic. All of it was so different.