Wigs Quotes

A wartime Minister of Information is compelled, in the national interest, to such continuous acts of duplicity that even his natural hair must grow to resemble a wig.

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday.

Your wig steers the gig.

I don't want a wig that looks like a wig; I want one that could pass for a weave.

We have to have powder for our wigs; that is why so many poor people have no bread.

Facts, like telescopes and wigs for gentlemen, were a seventeenth century invention.

I never could get my hair to do what I wanted it to do, so I started wearing the wigs. It all came from a very serious place. I wanted to look a certain way.

Peter also uses his wig as a cereal bowl... He'll some times have some, like, Top Ramen in it.

My house used to be haunted, but the ghosts haven't been back since the night I tried on all my wigs.

You wiggle to the left, you wiggle to the right, you do the Ooby Dooby with all your might.

I can’t tell you what a pleasure it is to just put my hair under a wig cap and slap on a wig that’s already done. It’s dress up for your hair!

As the twig is bent the tree is inclined.

I remember getting in the elevator for my audition and there was a guy next to me who had a backpack full of props and wigs and things, and I went, 'Oh, my God, that guy is so prepared, I have nothing, I have no props.' And that was Andy Samberg. And Andy Samberg said he was looking at me going, 'Oh, that guy has no props. He doesn't need props.' And that was the first time we met, was in that elevator.

As the twig is bent, so grows the tree.

So many actors wear wigs nowadays. Besides, if someone is hiring me because of how I wear my hair, I don't want to work with them anyway.

One GOP Congressman named Carlos Curbelo actually suggested that Donald Trump may be a 'phantom candidate' that has been planted by Democrats. The DNC strongly denied this - while Hillary said, 'Crap, they figured it out! Take off the wig, Bill.'

They would glue the wig to the front of my forehead, and after a while it would give me a headache.

I do not have a helmet. But this is a wig, so it's a little protective.

Triumphant Tories, and desponding Whigs, Forget their feuds, and join to save their wigs.

President George Washington used to wear a wig and make-up. I mean, c'mon, if he could do it, I can do it.

All the pins stuck in my head from the wig. I would set off a metal detector. And you know when your head gets really itchy? So when the wig gets put on at like 5:30, 6 A.M., and you can't take it off until 7 P.M. - I won't miss all the pins scratching against my scalp.

Zac Efron is my obsession, we're the same person. We're not actually here, it's like Janet and Michael Jackson. He just puts on his wig and a dress, and it's me, and you don't know that. It's one of the greatest mysteries of all time.

You really just want to know that somebody loves you for you. Sometimes you feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it.

If I negate powdered wigs, I am still left with unpowdered wigs.

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. I love the fact I'm a shape shifter who can go unnoticed.