Success--something your friends will never forgive you.
Conscience: that quiet voice which whispers that someone is watching.
A virtuous girl never chases after boys; who ever saw a mousetrap chasing mice?
The difference between camels and men; a camel can work a week and not drink; a man can drink a week and not work.
Tragedy--to fall in love with a face, and marry the whole woman.
Fidelity--a strong itch with a prohibition to scratch.
Egoist is someone who cares more for himself than me.
Even the most beautiful legs end somewhere.
Do not desire your neighbor's wife in vain.
Life--a lifelong death sentence.
Throw a lucky man into water and he'll surface with a fish in his mouth.
A pessimist says all women are loose. An optimist does not, but he has hopes.
