Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.
I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood.
I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny.
If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.
You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid.
I'm surprized Hitler didn't round up the toupee people.
