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A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

Laurence J. Peter
Funny, Laughter, Men

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Laurence J. Peter
Funny, Business, Future

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Laurence J. Peter
Funny, Positive, Witty
"Peter's Quotations: Ideas for Our Time". Book by Laurence J. Peter, p. 362, 1977.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

Laurence J. Peter
Funny, Girl, Mother
Dr. Laurence J. Peter (2013). “Peter's Quotations: Ideas for Our Times”, p.65, Harper Collins

Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.

Laurence J. Peter
Funny, Men, Experts

If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again.

Laurence J. Peter
Inspirational, Funny, Success

Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.

Laurence J. Peter
Inspirational, Funny, Family

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Laurence J. Peter
Funny, Witty, Revenge
Laurence J. Peter (1979). “Peter's people”, W. Morrow

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.

Laurence J. Peter
Funny, Wisdom, Children

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