My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't have a good time.
Only bad golfers are lucky. They're the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky.
There are two things that won't last long in this world, and that's dogs chasing cars and pros putting for pars.
