Lee Trevino Quotes about Golf

Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.

If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.

The older I get, the better I used to be.

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.

I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.

There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.

There is no such thing as natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls.

I'm in the woods so much I can tell you which plants are edible.

Every golfer should come to the first tee with fourteen clubs, a dozen balls, a handful of tees, and at least one great golf story

You don't know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket.

Two things that are not long for this world: dogs that chase cars and professional golfers who putt for pars.

Who can say I have a bad swing? The only thing that matters in golf is the score you put on the board. You don't have to look pretty out there, you have to win. Look at my record and tell me who has a better swing than mine.

If God wanted you to putt cross-handed, he would have made your left arm longer.

You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.

I thought Manual Labor was a Mexican golf pro.

My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That's what happens when you haven't been home in eighteen years.

Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, "Man, we shot 66!" But go out and shoot 77, and they say "Hell, he shot 77!"

Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money.

It's the most fun I've had with my clothes on.

If it wasn't for golf, I don't know what I'd be doing. If my IQ had been two points lower, I'd have been a plant somewhere.

To me, the [British] Open is the tournament I would come to if I had to leave a month before and swim over.

Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.

Show me a golfer who doesn't have a mean streak, and I'll show you a weak competitor.

A rough should have high grass. When you go bowling they don't give you anything for landing in the gutter, do they?