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Lewis Grizzard Quotes about Love

There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.

There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.

Lewis Grizzard (1989). “Don't Bend Over in the Garden, Granny, You Know Them Taters Got Eyes”, Ballantine Books

If Love Were Oil, / I'd Be About a Quart Low.

Lewis Grizzard (2014). “Chili Dawgs Always Bark at Night”, p.2, NewSouth Books

Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.

Lewis Grizzard (1995). “Life Is Like a Dogsled Team . . . If You're Not the Lead Dog, the Scenery Never Changes: The Wit and Wisdom of Lewis Grizzard”, Longstreet Press