You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.
Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.
