Every time I look in the mirror, God looks back.
I know how to behave but sometimes I can't be bothered.
I suppose I do get sad, but not for too long. I just look in the mirror and go, 'What a f***ing good-looking f*** you are.' And then I brighten up.
I am a tender, beautiful and loving guy that happens to slap a photographer now and then because they get in my way.
Once the music gets in you, it doesn't leave you.
You've either got it or you haven't.
It gets better and better being me.
I live for now, not for what happens after I die.
There's no rules. Show me the rule book.
I live for now, not for what happens after I die. I'm going to hell, not heaven. The devil has all the good gear. What's God got? The Inspiral Carpets and nuns.
Being a lad is what I'm about.
I'm not like John Lennon, who thought he was the great Almighty. I just think I'm John Lennon.
I was brought up Catholic. Then I had a joint and looked at the world differently.
Yeah, I've mellowed, but not in the sense of liking Radiohead or Coldplay . I don't hate them, I don't wish they had accidents. I think their fans are boring and ugly and don't look like they're having a good time.
I find words really hard.
I'm Liam Gallagher and I'm in Oasis. The whole world is jealous of me. It should be.
Chris Martin looks like a geography teacher.
It's about the music and that's it. I'm not an entertainer. But I do entertain people, see what I mean?
Discipline? I don't know the meaning of the word.
I don't like jeans with holes in 'em. I like 'em faded.
Americans want grungy people, stabbing themselves in the head on stage. They get a bright bunch like us, with deodorant on, they don't get it. I'm 24 years old, I've got a load a money, what am I gonna do, sit at home and twiddle me thumbs? No. I'm gonna go out and 'ave it.
She can't even chew gum and walk in a straight line, let alone write a book.
I find it hard to express myself when writing from the f - - - heart or the a - , or wherever. It's just like anything, it's (easier) when you get used to it, but I've not done it. I was just a singer in a band.
Being a lad is what I'm about. I can tell you who isn't a lad - anyone from Blur.
Lennon was right. And we are bigger than Jesus. We will be as big as the Beatles, if not bigger.
