Thanks, it's my own recipe. I use cheddar cheese instead of water.
In my experience, 'let's think about it' usually ends up as me watching Solid Gold in my basement on prom night.
Just need to rave for a moment about the scrubbing cleanser...I have only ever found one (chemical filled) product that REALLY cleans my shower/tub, until now. The Ava Anderson scrubbing cleanser is amazing! Cleans the toughest dirty spots and smells absolutely delightful. LOVE IT!
I love Gwen Stefani's style, I think she's dope.
Whatever the tiny bubbles sitting beautifully on the surface of the absolutely delicious-looking skin around his forehead and neck were, they were doing a lot for his overall appearance...and for my heart rate.
My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico.
I got rid of all my Colin Firth movies in case they consider it erotica.
It's never fun to break someone's heart, that's so sad.
Why do you sound surprised? I love America. Just because I think gay dudes should be allowed to adopt kids and we should all have hybrid cars doesn't mean I don't love America?
If reality TV has taught us anything, it's that you can't keep people with no shame down.
There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party 'cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory!
I've been writing for myself since I was a teenager - I got into top-lining for some other artists/producers, but the focus was always on my own stuff.
Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French and hasn't cried once today? This moi.
God, three weddings in one day, I'm going to be in Spanx for 12 hours. My elastic line is gonna get infected again.
We have a show tonight. I've never missed a show. Not even the time I had that virus they kept saying only raccoons get.
Instead, what I was beginning to understand was that however things unfolded from here on, whatever the next chapter was, my life could never be the sum of one circumstance. It would be determined, as it had always been, by my willingness to put one foot in front of the other, moving forward, come what may.
I don't care. I'll start my own group. Rejection from society is what created X-Men!
OK, here's a little bedroom tip: Put a bag of popcorn in the microwave beforehand. That way when you're done, you have a treat.
I support women. I'm like a human BRA.
You can try to change New York, but it's like Jay-Z says: Concrete bunghole where dreams are made up, there's nothing you can do.
One of my New Year's resolutions is to say 'yes!' Yes to love, yes to life, yes to staying in more!
After all, isn't that what really draws the line between childhood and adulthood, knowing that you are solely responsible for yourself? If so, then my childhood ended at fifteen.
All around us, people were cool. By association, so were we.
When stuff is coming to an end, people freak out and they act crazy.