Margaret Cho Quotes - Page 5

I think reality television is such a special talent.

I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out.

I do love the road, because for me, the road is very comfortable, and it's very much what I've always wanted to do. It's one of the most appealing things about comedy for me, so I do really have an affection for it.

I became a comedian because I didn't want to be bullied anymore. Onstage I was safe.

My history in show business spans over a quarter of a century, and I have seen many people in the industry struggle with coming out, only to find much more success after they finally did.

I love New York. I love working here.

I think it is time for all babies to let us know who they want for president.

When we're talking about feminism, I get sort of lost in the argument. Because as a woman of color, I don't know where I belong in this argument. Where do I say, 'I would be happy to have less money'? How do you fight for your rights when I'm super-grateful to be here at all?

In the early '90s, there was such a limited idea of what you could see on TV.

I love fashion, I'm actually a pretty talented seamstress, so I can make stuff for myself, but that's really time-consuming.

I am in love with Counting Crows. It is so manly and American.

I just think women are funnier than men.

I love singing and that's kind of my new thing.

My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English.

Im not a mom, but I think the word mother is about wisdom.

There's a lot of guy comics who I think are funny, but I generally am more excited about a special or a show where there are females.

I don't like pot anymore -- I forget why.

I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.

Over half the world menstruates at one time or another, but you'd never know it. Isn't that strange?

I'm not a body shamer. The word fat has been used to hurt me my entire life.

My parents never really had that much money, so I kind of live in the same world that they do.

I think that gay people should have the right to get married by Elvis like everybody else.

I got back from Toronto, where they had a severe outbreak of SARS - you know, Severe Asian Racism Syndrome.

Monogamy is so weird. Like when you know their name and stuff.

That's part of being an artist; you have to be that sensitive.