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It upsets women to be, or not to be, stared at hungrily.

It upsets women to be, or not to be, stared at hungrily.

Mignon McLaughlin
Funny, Women, Upset
Mignon McLaughlin (2014). “Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin”, p.45, BookBaby

Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk.

Mignon McLaughlin
Inspirational, Funny, Marriage
Mignon McLaughlin (2014). “Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin”, p.22, BookBaby

Mumps, measles, and puppy love are terrible after twenty.

Mignon McLaughlin
Love, Funny, Witty
"The Complete Neurotic's Notebook". Book by Mignon McLaughlin, 1981.

What we love about love is the fever, which marriage puts to bed and cures.

Mignon McLaughlin
Funny, Marriage, Witty
Mignon McLaughlin (2014). “Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin”, p.22, BookBaby

Be glad that you're greedy; the national economy would collapse if you weren't.

Mignon McLaughlin
Funny, Money, Greedy
"The Complete Neurotic's Notebook". Book by Mignon McLaughlin, 1981.

A husband only worries about a particular Other Man; a wife distrusts her whole species.

Mignon McLaughlin
Funny, Husband, Women
Mignon McLaughlin (2014). “Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin”, p.33, BookBaby

All women are basically in competition with each other for a handful of eligible men.

Mignon McLaughlin
Funny, Women, Competition
"The Complete Neurotic's Notebook". Book by Mignon McLaughlin, 1981.

Men enjoy being thought of as hunters, but are generally too lazy to hunt. Women, on the other hand, love to hunt, but would rather nobody knew it.

Mignon McLaughlin
Funny, Women, Hands
Mignon McLaughlin (2014). “Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin”, p.53, BookBaby

Love requires a willingness to die; marriage, a willingness to live.

Mignon McLaughlin
Funny, Marriage, Witty
Mignon McLaughlin (2014). “Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin”, p.29, BookBaby

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