Children would only get in the way of our erotic lifestyle!
Restless, and in desperate need of adventure, I quit my job at an insurance company to travel west with a couple of guys I smoked pot with, scandalizing my family.
The point is, when you have a chance to have a big adventure, especially if, like in your case, it doesn't hurt anyone, it's just plain foolish not to take it.
If there's a heaven, I would probably go. I've actually a very nice person.
The first things I did when I got out of school in '65 was to buy a pair of Levis and pierce my ears.
It was there that, through a mutual friend, I met John Waters - proving what I've always said: you meet the best people on field trips.
Even then, our family was extraordinary, with ten kids.
You don't have to tell anybody a damn thing you don't want to.
We've had the same set designer and the same crew in many cases since 1972.
But some things are the same. My mother still owns the house I grew up in, on what would now be called a cul de sac, but which the sign on the corner called a dead end street.
I met John when I was 18 and I was in my first John Waters film when I was 19.
