Top 10 Quotes by Molly Harper

I think the very word stalking implies that you're not supposed to like it. Otherwise, it would be called 'fluffy harmless observation time'.

I think the very word stalking implies that you're not supposed to like it. Otherwise, it would be called 'fluffy harmless observation time'.

Molly Harper

Thinking, Would Be, Fluffy

Wal-mart started selling “Vampire Home Defense Kits”, including holy water, crosses, stakes, mallets, and a book of quick blessings to bar vampires from your door. The fact that these kits were generally useless didn't bother me nearly as much as the idea of holy water being sold at wal-mart.

Molly Harper

Book, Home, Blessing

Molly Harper (2009). “Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs”, p.19, Simon and Schuster

Vampires have bright eyes glistening white teeth unnaturally smooth skin and a certain animal magnetism. If they aren't pretty they starve. It's sort of like life in Los Angeles.

Molly Harper

Eye, Animal, White

Molly Harper (2009). “Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs”, p.23, Simon and Schuster

There's an inverse relationship between my temper and my ability to control my accent. If you hear me say 'Fiddledeedee', run for the hills, because I'm getting ready to take out bystanders.

Molly Harper

Running, Bystanders, Hills

Molly Harper (2011). “How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf”, p.105, Simon and Schuster

The brain may die, but my compulsion for useless trivia lives on.

Molly Harper

Brain, Useless, May

Molly Harper (2009). “Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs”, p.100, Simon and Schuster

A woman puts on a new dress eyeliner lip gloss to please others. A woman paints her toes to please herself. And if there was one thing I was familiar with it was pleasing...There's no way to finish that sentence without embarrassing myself.

Molly Harper

Dresses, Way, Toes

Molly Harper (2009). “Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs”, p.92, Simon and Schuster

Contrary to popular myth, werewolves myth, werewolves are born, not made. No matter how many times they bite someone, that person will not turn, though they will probably bleed profusely and will definitely be annoyed.

Molly Harper

Annoyed, Matter, Werewolf

If you want to hurt me, fine. Take my books. Burn down my house. Shave my head while I am sleeping. But nobody, nobody screws with my dog.

Molly Harper

Dog, Hurt, Book

Molly Harper (2009). “Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs”, p.254, Simon and Schuster

I am a disaster magnet. I came home from our first anniversary vacation with jellyfish stings, a puncture wound from a wrought iron pineapple and a cork-shaped bruise in my cleavage.

Molly Harper

Home, Vacation, Iron