It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.
I hospitalized a rock, killed a brick...I'm so bad I make medicine sick!
My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.
My toughest fight was with my first wife.
It's hard to be humble, when you're as great as I am.
Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life.
Fifteen referees. I want fifteen referees to be at this fight because there ain't no one man who can keep up with the pace I'm gonna set except me. There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked.
