Noel Gallagher Quotes - Page 7

College football today is one of the last great strongholds of genuine old-fashioned American hypocrisy.

We live a dying dream, If you know what I mean...

When I was 16 I'd watch 'The Godfather,' but I didn't think, 'Right, I'm going to go down the barber's and get some protection money off him.'

Americans are crazy. They have this fascination with throwing their shoes on stage. I've been to a lot of shows in me life, some good and some bad. But I was never moved to take off me shoes and throw it at the lead singer.

I like being famous. It can be a bit of a pain but you get free food in restaurants and people send you clothes.

I'm not sure about this Live 8 thing. Correct me if I am wrong, but are they hoping that one of these guys from the G8 is on a quick 15-minute break at Gleneagles and sees Annie Lennox singing "Sweet Dreams" and thinks: "F... me, she might have a point there, you know." It's not going to f... happen, is it? Keane doing "Somewhere Only We Know" and some Japanese businessman going: "Aw, look at him...we should really f... drop that debt, you know." It's not going to happen, is it?

I envy drummers. It must be the ultimate to sing and play drums at the same time. Phil Collins, no wonder he's so f... happy.

We like annoying people. It's a Manchester thing. It's a trait. We just like pissing people off.

I hate Mourinho. He's a fool.

For the record, I Iike Jay-Z. That's my opinion.

Just because you sell lots of records it doesn't mean to say you're any good. Look at Phil Collins.

The thing about us is we're honest. If we're asked whether we take drugs, we say yes. I was brought up by my mom not to be a liar.

When I'm doing music and I'm on the road, I love it. But once I'm home, it's very difficult to go back out on the road.

I've got my own style on the guitar, sure, and I play rhythm in a certain way, and I use certain inflections. People have said that to me, and I understand it.

I've never understood musicians who don't enjoy doing promotional interviews. I just can't believe it. I always think, 'Your life must have been so brilliant before you were in a band.'

If I ever get to go to the moon, I'll probably just stand on the moon and go 'Hmmm, yeah...fair enough...gotta go home now.'

The fate of the African continent does not f-ing depend on a load of f-ing musicians in Hyde Park singing f-ing s-t songs to kids.

Paul McCartney, one of the best songwriters of all time, has only produced manure for the past 25 years.

Maybe the songs that we sing are wrong, Maybe the dreams that we dream are gone, So bring it on home and it won't be long, It's getting better man!

It took me to about maybe 16, 17 or 18 or something to realise I was absolutely useless at everything else except for playing guitar and writing words

There's enough music in the world. There are enough rock stars.

I don't mind One Direction. They're harmless, aren't they?

What's problematic about playing stadiums and driving around in private jets and drinking champagne at 8 o'clock in the morning? What's wrong with that? I haven't got a problem with that. I can't fathom why people would.

They should be shot. (on the Backstreet Boys)

My wife would say I'm not romantic at all, but I would say that I'm the ultimate romancer because I write about... life being brilliant.